Getty Image It’s been a rollercoaster summer, but one of the most delightful running gags of the season has been the repeated humiliation of congressional candidate Dr. Mehmet Oz. The former TV star wants so badly to fill a vacating Senate seat in Pennsylvania he even moved from Jersey. Unfortunately, he’s running against John Fetterman, …
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Harvey Weinstein Has Always Smelled Like ‘Poop’ (And ‘Really Thought He Was God’s Gift’), In Case You Were Wondering
Getty Image Disgraced Hollywood mogul Harvey Weinstein’s in prison for the foreseeable future after receiving a 23-year prison sentence in a landmark #MeToo case. All told, Weinstein’s been accused of sexual assault by over 100 women, and his New York State conviction arrived after a mere glazing of all of his ill deeds, which reportedly …
Elon Musk’s ‘Poop Emoji’ Tweet For The Twitter CEO Is Coming Back To Haunt Him In Court
nbc Elon Musk’s quest to buy-and-not-buy Twitter (in a $44 million deal) has turned into a real cluster. The Tesla CEO appears to have decided — on a whim or maybe while stoned — that it would be cool to own a big-time social media platform. He then decided to abandon ship (while pretending that …
‘Please tell me you’re giving it all back to him’: Woman says her neighbor is throwing dog poop into her fenced yard
A woman on TikTok says one of her neighbors has been throwing dog poop over her fence into her yard. As expected, she isn’t happy about it. The TikToker (@onmyblackassmind) says she found the dog poop after discovering a mushroom growing in her backyard. She says she was excited to find a wild mushroom growing, …
Kim Kardashian Would Consider Eating Poop ‘Literally’ Every Day To Look Younger
Getty Image Kim Kardashian: socialite, businesswoman, prospective poop eater. In an interview with the New York Times to discuss her SKKN BY KIM skincare line, Kardashian (who recently acquired a lock of Marilyn Monroe’s hair that might not actually be Marilyn Monroe’s hair) revealed the lengths she would go to keep your youthful glow. “I’ll …
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This Viral Massage Helps You Poop
“There is nothing too weird for us, and the more we know about your personal habits, the better it helps us help you,” she concluded. “There is no judgment on our end, so please let us know the whole picture. This can mean sharing that you scroll on your phone while using the restroom, maybe …
‘That’s literally insane’: Apartment complex institutes dog DNA testing to hunt down poop offenders in viral TikTok, sparking debate
A TikToker revealed alleged demands from her apartment complex that all residents’ dogs be DNA-tested to hold those who don’t pick up their dog’s poop accountable. The video was posted Wednesday by TikToker Kallie (@kallieslayed). In it, Kallie says she got a residential notice from her apartment complex that states it will begin DNA testing …
Paul Pierce Insists He Didn’t Poop His Pants In The Finals: ‘You Don’t Sit Down On Your Poop’
Getty Image Paul Pierce was recently minted as an NBA Hall of Famer, a legendary Boston Celtic who was the face of the franchise for more than a decade, finally earning a championship ring in 2008 when the Big 3 Celtics beat the Lakers in the Finals. For many, the indelible image of Pierce is …