Newsletter: People think Joe Biden killed JFK (seriously)

Hello fellow citizens of the internet! Andrew here. Welcome to today’s edition of web_crawlr.  Our top stories today are about: Conspiracy theorists believing that President Joe Biden was secretly the man accused of assassinating JFK, a shopper’s viral warning about MLMs recruiting people in stores, ousted Rep. George Santos (R-N.Y.) attending Trump’s victory party in New Hampshire, and a Taco Bell worker sharing …

Conservatives find silver lining in Supreme Court siding with Biden on removing border razor wire—the chance to kill sanctuary cities

This week, the Supreme Court sided with the Biden administration in an immigration decision that enables federal agents to remove a harsh border protection implemented in Texas. While conservatives were initially enraged at the ruling, they soon found a silver lining: A path forward to ending sanctuary cities in the U.S. On Monday evening, SCOTUS …

Was Joe Biden secretly Lee Harvey Oswald? New QAnon theory posits JFK’s killer is in the Oval Office

Conspiracy theorists are suddenly convinced that Lee Harvey Oswald, the man accused of assassinating President John F. Kennedy in 1963, was actually Joe Biden. In numerous posts across social media over the weekend, conspiracy theorists, primarily those involved with the QAnon movement, began sharing side-by-side photographs of Oswald and Biden while suggesting that the current …

People Sharing How They Would React To Biden Winning Reelection Reddit Thread Is Going Viral

6. “I’m going to let out the biggest and longest sigh of relief of my life before continuing on with my normal life.” —Pete_D_301 “It’s absolutely wild that anyone could be like, ‘They’re both the same’ at this point. It’s like that Simpsons meme with the river with a fork in it; one side dark …

‘SNL’ Weekend Update Isn’t So Into A Repeat Of 2020, Calling A ‘Biden Vs. Trump’ Repeat ‘Elder Abuse’

As Special Agent Dale Cooper said in the bone-chilling conclusion of Twin Peaks: The Return: What year is this? That’s what Colin Jost wants to know. On SNL‘s first Weekend Update of the new year, the co-anchor opened by pointing out that it’s 2020 all over again, and in the worst possible way. “Well, guys, …

Dean Phillips teases Cabinet positions for Bill Ackman, Elon Musk if long-shot bid to beat Biden succeeds

Billionaire Bill Ackman joined an X Spaces with Elon Musk and Rep. Dean Phillips (D-Minn.) Monday to complain about the Democratic National Committee’s full-fledged support for President Joe Biden ahead of the 2024 election. “I think it’s an embarrassment to our country, and I’m ashamed,” Ackman said of Phillips being left off primary ballots in …

Biden To Start Canceling Some Student Loans In February

The new plan offers far more generous terms than several other income-driven repayment plans that it’s meant to replace. Previous plans offered cancellation after 20 or 25 years of payments, while the new plan offers it in as little as 10. The new plan also lowers monthly payments for millions of borrowers. Those who took …

A Crowd Sure Enjoyed Hearing Joe Biden Call Donald Trump A ‘Loser’ (Of The 2020 Election, That Is)

Getty Image Back in mid-2021, as his initially stuttering presidency took a turn for the better, Joe Biden got a new nickname: People started calling him “Dark Brandon.” It was a co-opt of the Republican slogan “Let’s Go Brandon,” twisting it to depict him as a badass who got stuff done. Lately Biden has been …

Why Trump supporters branded Biden ‘Dementia Hitler’

Trump supporters on Truth Social and X have come up with a new nickname for President Joe Biden: “Dementia Hitler.” As of Monday morning, the term was the top trending topic on former President Donald Trump’s social media platform with more than 150 posts using the phrase. It picked up traction on Elon Musk’s X …

Joe Rogan Slammed Joe Biden For A Bizarre Gaffe…That Was Actually One Of Mushy Brain Trump’s

JRE/GETTY IMAGES People love to dunk on Joe Biden’s allegedly broken brain, but — hear us out — what if it’s Trump whose mind is mush? After all, it’s the former president who doesn’t seem to know who his successor is, who thinks Biden might get us into “World War II,” who once let slip …

Newsletter: Ted Cruz says Biden has ‘poopy pants’

Hello fellow citizens of the internet! Andrew here. Welcome to today’s edition of web_crawlr.  Our top stories today are about: How Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Tx.) claimed in front of a crowd of people that President Biden travels with extra pants “in case he has poopy pants,” how a woman claims that a channel stole her …

President Joe Biden Enlisted Queen Of Christmas Mariah Carey To ‘Ring In The Holiday Season’ At The White House

Getty Image Mariah Carey wrapped her Merry Christmas One And All! Tour at New York City’s Madison Square Garden on Sunday, December 17, and while she humbly resists being known as the “Queen Of Christmas,” the annual evidence is too overwhelming to ignore. This week, “All I Want For Christmas Is You” has returned to …