5yo: What’s Romeo and Juliet?
Me: Well, it’s a story about two people who fell in love, and…
[2 parents, both English professors, one a Shakespearean, give a long and age-inappropriate synopsis]
5yo: Wow.
Me: Yeah. It’s sad.
5yo: Yeah. I can’t believe they FELL in LAVA!
— Stephanie Insley Hershinow (@S_Insley_H) June 19, 2023
Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/alicelahoda/funniest-tweets-by-parents-june-18-23