“i wonder if foreigners realize that they will never hate Americans as much as Americans hate other Americans, like bro, the east and west coast start discourse every 2–3 business days over who’s better, and Texas daydreams about beating the breaks off Oklahoma, y’all can’t touch us.” —@dianelyssa

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Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/alicelahoda/funny-tweets-by-women-september-3-2023