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“OK but why?” she asks him, wanting to know what changed his mind and ultimately decided to get back together with her.
“Cause you didn’t stop,” he says. “It was more dangerous to not marry you than to stay gone.”
She then looks at the camera before saying, “That’s depressing. That’s horrible. Really?”
He laughs as he stands up and sets his keys down, “You put me on the spot,” he quips.
“It worked out though, right? It worked out,” Lauren says.
“It sure did,” her husband confirms before adding, “I haven’t been covered in glitter in years.”
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