My company does this icebreaker thing where every week a different person sends an email to the whole company talking about their average day, and today’s coworker started his “I wake up each day furious to be laboring under capitalism” and it has caused quite a stir.

Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/farrahpenn/all-the-best-jokes-about-emails-in-the-year-2021-because-we