The 100 Absolute Best Halloween Tweets From 2018–2022

Wife: pick a Halloween movie to watch.

Me: Harry Potter.

Wife: that’s not a Halloween movie.

Me: then why does it have witches?

Wife:

Me: and spells.

Wife:

Me: and flying broomsticks.

Wife: pick another movie.

Me: fine. Harry Potter number 2.

— NewDadNotes (@NewDadNotes) October 20, 2019