Russia’s slow advance in Bakhmut by month. Purple: August 1 Blue: September 2 Green: October 1 Yellow: November 1 Orange: December 1 Dark Red: December 12 by @AndrewPerpetua
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Vladimir Putin Is Reportedly ‘Surprised’ Over Russia’s Inadequate Performance As His Military Runs Drastically Low On Ammo
Getty Image When Vladimir Putin isn’t reportedly pooping all over himself after falling down stairs these days, he’s also apparently freaking out about his underperforming army. Should he really be too shocked? It only seems inevitable that soldiers who are sent with no clear orders wouldn’t ascend toward success, nor does it bode well that …
The Kremlin Hired Mercenaries Who Are Reportedly Clashing With (And Even Accidentally Shooting) Russia’s Own Soldiers
Getty Image Vladimir Putin’s tactical blunders in his Ukraine war continue to stack up with the Russian president theatrically signing annexation papers for regions of Ukraine that are increasingly being liberated from Russian control. The regime’s soldiers don’t want to be fighting in this conflict, and no one can blame how more citizens fled to …
Putin Has Reportedly ‘Sidelined’ Russia’s Defense Minister (Who Has Very Little Military Experience) For Botching The Ukraine Invasion
Getty Image As the invasion of Ukraine continues to be an embarrassment for Vladimir Putin, Russian Defense Minister Sergei Shoigu has reportedly been sidelined for not delivering the crushing victory that Putin expected despite Kremlin propaganda to the contrary. Of course, the blame for the Ukraine mess lies with Putin, but the Russian president will …
Russia’s McDonalds Replacement Is Already Missing One Of The Most Important Menu Items (And Probably Will Be For Months)
Getty Image How times have changed. Back in 1990, the above photo shows how excited people (including a Soviet cop) were when McDonald’s opened on Moscow’s Gorky Street (following the fall of the Berlin Wall), but those fast-food glory days are over. This is down, of course, to Vladimir Putin’s dismal Ukraine war, which led …
Putin’s Goons Are Brazenly Suggesting That Russia’s Decimated Military Might Invade Alaska Next
Getty Image If at first you don’t succeed, try, try invading another country. That seems to be the strategy that Vyacheslav Volodin, Russia’s lower house speaker and a top goon of Vladimir Putin, would like to employ as the country struggles in the war it started with Ukraine. As The Daily Beast reports, Volodin—tired of …
Russia’s McDonald’s Replacement Is Reportedly Churning Out Mold-Infested, Bug-Filled Burgers To Customers
Getty Image The meals being served at Russia’s new McDonald’s replacement aren’t leaving customers too happy. Earlier this year, the fast-food franchise pulled out most of its business in protest of Russia’s invasion of Ukraine. While that war continues, a new chain of burger joints has cropped up to co-op former McDonald’s-owned sites and the …
Vladimir Putin Is Now Cozying Up To The Taliban While Russia’s Growing Increasingly Desperate For Allies
Getty Image Vladimir Putin reportedly can’t even trust his inner circle anymore, lest he get a “hammer to the head,” and his approval rating is in the can. In fact, that rating’s lower than it’s been (globally) in 20 years, all after he decided to invade Ukraine, which has made molotov-cocktails waving grandmas real with …
Hackers Ruined Putin’s Big Dumb Parade To Celebrate Winning The War In Ukraine (That Russia’s Actually Losing) By Taking Over His TV Propaganda Machine
Getty Image Hackers refused to let delusional warmonger Vladimir Putin enjoy his bizarre Victory Day celebration, hacking multiple state-run TV programs to tell citizens the truth of what is happening in Ukraine. Though the Russian army has lost a devastating number of top-tier generals and sustained thousands of infantry casualties, Putin decided to hold a …
‘Rand Paul is cool with England invading the USA’: Senator mocked online for defending Russia’s invasion of Ukraine
Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) went viral on Twitter after being accused of defending Russia during a Senate Foreign Relations Committee hearing. In remarks on Tuesday, Paul asserted that President Joe Biden provoked the Russian invasion of Ukraine last month by advocating for the Eastern European country to be accepted into NATO. Paul attempted to defend …
Hackers steal 900K emails from Russia’s largest state-owned media corporation
Hackers obtained more than 900,000 emails from the All-Russia State Television and Radio Broadcasting Company (VGTRK), the largest state-owned media corporation in the nation. The emails, which appear to encompass over 20 years worth of communications, were provided to the journalism collective Distributed Denial of Secrets (DDoSecrets) by the hacking group known as Network Battalion …
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The Lakers Got Roasted By Colin Jost As SNL’s Weekend Update Discussed Russia’s Army
NBC The Los Angeles Lakers have become the easiest target for NBA jokes this season, as the preseason favorites in the West have been a disaster thus far, finding themselves in a battle just to make the play-in tournament at 28-35. Saturday night was one of the high points of the Lakers season, though, as …