A24’s ‘Civil War’ Trailer Portrays California And Texas As Allies, Something People Can’t Fathom Happening In Real Life

a24 In Civil War, director Alex Garland‘s new movie for A24, America is at war with itself. Believable enough premise so far. But in the action-packed trailer, President Nick Offerman informs the nation that the “so-called Western Forces of Texas and California have suffered a very great defeat at the hands of the United States … Read more

‘The White Lotus’ Fans Can’t Fathom How The Characters Have Failed To Explore Italy’s Fine Restaurants

HBO The White Lotus cast of characters are managing to do what most of would dream of as impossible. They’re jetting off to luxurious, eye-popping locales like Hawaii and Sicily, and they’re (mostly) miserable. At least Daphne is actually vacationing from life! And Cameron is still being Cameron, so there’s that. One odd detail about … Read more

Trump Can’t Fathom What Terrible Thing Kellyanne Conway Did To Her Husband: ‘She Has Totally Destroyed This Guy—His Mind Is Completely Shot!’

Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images Donald Trump thinks something is seriously wrong with George Conway—and he’s convinced that, whatever it is, his former top advisor Kellyanne Conway is the reason for it. In Trump’s mind, that actually might be a backhanded compliment. Or maybe not… On Thursday evening, the former president took time out of his busy … Read more

Whoopi Goldberg Can’t Fathom Why Anyone Would Be Surprised By Chris Rock Being ‘The Adult’ After Will Smith’s Oscars Smack

Getty Image Everyone’s still talking about the onstage Oscar smack that Will Smith delivered to Chris Rock. Granted, the joke that Rock told was not a good one, given that “GI Jane” produced an eye roll from Jada PInkett, who struggles with alopecia. Still, Smith (who has since publicly apologized to Rock) took his reaction … Read more