Hello fellow web crawlers! Andrew here. Welcome to today’s edition of web_crawlr. Happy Opening Day! (A.K.A. the best day of the year). I’m a long-suffering Mets fan, and I’m excited that baseball is back. Even if the Mets game was postponed today because of weather, it still feels like a holiday to me. Any other web crawlers big baseball fans? … Read more
Getty Image Who do Republican voters want for president in 2024? A prolifically indicted mush-brained wannabe-dictator who has no money. On Monday, Donald Trump’s lawyers had to admit that despite his boasts of exhaustive wealth, their client can’t cover a measly $464 bond over his New York civil fraud case. The news comes amidst reports … Read more
Getty Image Does anyone love anything as much as Donald Trump loves rallies? The former president gets to hold forth before adoring crowds who swallow absolutely anything he tells them. He’ll spew nonsense, worrying gaffes, even admit he lost in 2020, and they’ll let it all slide. He even gets to dance to songs by … Read more
Getty Image George Santos may have been caught repeatedly and creatively lying during his House election campaign, but will that stop him from running for a second term? Of course not. Only problem is the serial fabulist’s campaign is already in the red. Luckily there’s a House group set up to help cash-strapped members with … Read more