Trump Abruptly Pulled Out Of Testifying In Court In The Chillest Way Possible (Which Is To Say With An Epic All-Caps Meltdown)

Getty Image This week was supposed to be a biggie: Donald Trump was supposed to return to the witness stand. The former president was scheduled to once again appear in court for one of his many cases, this one for the New York fraud trial. The last time he took the stand, it, uh, did … Read more

A Panicky Trump Went On A Probably Ill-Advised All-Caps Rant Against Judge Chutkan After She Denied His Extension Request

Getty Image For Donald Trump, social media is both a blessing and a curse. It’s his primary way of addressing his supporters, unfiltered and often unhinged. It also gets him in trouble. Last week the former president nabbed his third indictment in only a handful of months. He’s not supposed to be saying much about … Read more

A Frothing-Mad Trump Offered His All-Caps Solution To Fox News’ Alleged Ratings Dip: ‘ALL TRUMP ALL THE TIME’

Getty Image Donald Trump woke up in a helpful mood on Friday morning, which saw the former president lay out a plan for Fox News to recover from an alleged dip in ratings. Citing a Breitbart report that claimed Fox has suffered a 58% drop in ratings, Trump proposed that the network stop focusing on … Read more

Trump Compared Himself To Veterans In A Bonkers All-Caps Memorial Day Post

Getty Image Donald Trump has a habit celebrating holidays in the weirdest ways. Last year he rang in Easter with a post about “Radical Left Maniacs.” Later that year he wished “Radical Left Maniacs” a Merry Christmas. And on Memorial Day he unleashed an all-caps rant comparing his own sacrifices to those of soldiers. “HAPPY … Read more

Donald Trump All-Caps Screamed Some Very Bad Legal Advice At Fox News At 3am Ahead Of The Dominion Trial

Getty Image There’s an age-old saying that one should never accept legal advice from a twice-impeached former president shouting into the void at 3 a.m. on his struggling social media platform. Unfortunately, Donald Trump has never heard it, which is why the chronically-online senior citizen from Palm Beach, Florida was up in the early hours … Read more

Lady Gaga Has All-Caps Praise For Doja Cat’s Truly Awful (Intentionally So) Cover Of ‘Shallow’

Getty Image Doja Cat is one of the best singers we have, as she has proven on successful hits like “Kiss Me More” and the No. 1 single “Say So.” What she has also shown, though, is that the instrument is a voice, and even if you have the finest one in the world, if … Read more

‘Don’t Look Up’ is a star-studded, all-caps tweet

Two years into an unceasing pandemic, we’re at a point where any mention of asteroids or meteors potentially coming near Earth are met with sarcastic tweets welcoming annihilation. Don’t Look Up, a dark comedy about a comet hurtling towards Earth, feels like the star-studded, multimillion-dollar version of those tweets.   Don’t Look Up Release Date: December … Read more