Secrets Shared with Hairdressers and Barbers

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“Janice was an older woman who still dressed and acted like a very immature young woman. So she got this new boyfriend, a handsome man about 20 years her junior. She’s telling me all about their first date. 6 weeks later, she comes back in to get her hairline touched up, and he’s broken up with her. She was bawling so hard I had to let her sit in the staff room so as not to disturb other clients. I go back onto the floor, and her wizened hand shoots out from under the cape to clutch my wrist. ‘Angelina,’ she rasps. ‘You have so many different people’s hair on the floor here. Have you ever made a voodoo doll? Can you TEACH me HOW?’ See ya Janice. I heard later from my boss that Janice smashed up his car windshield as revenge.”

—u/AngelinaBallerina100