6. “Flying.”

—u/carolinagirl14

“Sorry, the overhead bins are full, so we’ll need to check your bag and lose it. Also, the flight is delayed and possibly canceled but don’t ask me any questions. Can I interest you in a voucher that is only valid for the next twelve minutes?”

—u/vegetabledisco

Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/chelseastewart/things-that-cost-more-but-suck