Ranking Every Celebrity Bathroom In Architectural Digest

Emma calls this bathroom “a little bit wild and crazy,” but unless Steve Martin pops out of the toilet, I think her definition of wild and crazy is different from mine. She also calls it “the party bathroom” — and to her credit, all the floor/sink/wall textures are fighting for control in a way that gives me anxiety, just like certain recreational “party favors” make me feel. So, this description definitely feels more accurate.

Conclusion: I would poop in here if there were no other options, but I wouldn’t be happy about it.