“Was in Paris on Friday night, and a handsome French man was flirting with me, and I asked him what his name was, and he said (very Frenchly) ‘Ah you will be disappointed,’ and I thought what a silly thing to say, and then he said, ‘It is Kevin,’ and you know what? I was disappointed.” —@mollyEatsTofu

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Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/alicelahoda/funniest-tweets-by-women-winter-2023