5.

“A long time ago my dad was in prison for 11 years. One of the first things he did after getting out was ruin my grandma’s microwave by cooking soup still in the can in it. I’m sure he had better stories too, but that’s the only one that comes to mind.”

Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/briangalindo/prisoners-sharing-biggest-shock-to-them-after-release