“I saw her recently, 19 years later, and she went out of her way to tell me she couldn’t be sorry for something she didn’t regret, and thought if she pissed me off badly enough, I wouldn’t pursue her back. Her plan worked. I am so happy I am no longer a stupid simp who misses the red flags in both women and friends.”

—u/SnooHesitations4922

Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/consheabrown1/petty-things-done-by-exes