Paris Hilton Responds To Guy Who Robbed Her

Imagine logging onto TikTok and seeing a video of someone talking about robbing you years ago? Well, that’s exactly what happened to icon Paris Hilton. Here’s what happened.

Earlier this week, Greg — who’s one of the two @asapscience influencers — participated in the “Super Freaky Girl” challenge, where people rap (often badly) a wild story over the instrumental of the Nick Minaj track.

“One thing about me is that I once robbed Paris Hilton,” Greg began. “I hope she never sees this because I could go to jail — the slammer. I was at an M.I.A. concert, the musician. It was great. I was drinking. I left the concert and then a big, black car pulled up, and all these people screamed, and Paris Hilton got out.”

He then shared photo evidence of him grabbing her and taking a pic with her at the venue:

“Then, everyone goes inside, including Paris Hilton. The club was called The Guvernment in Toronto, if you know it. And everyone went and did their own thing. They all left. But the car was still there, and me and my friend opened the door. There was no one in the car, so we just got in the car.”

“I pulled a script out. It was for House of Wax. She was in Toronto filming House of Wax, and I had the script.”

“We were laughing, we were screaming, we were in Paris Hilton’s car,” the story continued. “Then, my friend said, ‘Run!’ and then I thought the cops were coming, so we ran. But my friend was actually screaming with joy because she’d stolen her Christian Dior sunglasses. Sorry, Paris.”

“So, we have Christian Dior sunglasses that are Paris Hilton’s. We share them in a Sisterhood of the Traveling Paris Hilton’s Sunglasses. So yes, I robbed Paris Hilton. I hope that’s okay, and please don’t put me in jail. You’re rich.”

That’s the story. And Paris literally duetted the TikTok and reacted the whole time, so let’s get into that.

When Greg first said he robbed Paris in the beginning, she mouthed, “What?!”

And then, throughout the entirety of the robbery tale, Paris was basically just posing, laughing, and looking amazing:

Showing off her own Dior sunglasses:

And when Greg had said “Please don’t put me in jail,” Paris mouthed back:

And then, in the comments, the two had this exchange: