Twitter Users Are Mishearing Something Very NSFW In New Paddington Bear Commercial

OK, I want you to watch this adorable Paddington Bear ad with the sound on and tell me what you hear.

UK retailer, M&S has a long line of adorable Christmas advertisements, this one features everyone’s favorite children’s book protagonist Paddington bear, who mistakes a burglar for Santa Claus and then goes around town giving away his “gifts.” Then the burglar hugs the bear and, if you ask me, says, “F*** you little bear.”

Which is understandable and makes total sense because he just got all of his loot stolen from a magically adorable tiny bear. You’d still want to hug the little guy if you saw him in real life, but he just went and undid all of your thievery, so you’ll harbor some resentment as a result.

And if you swear up and down (like me) that the burglar cursed at the bear, then you’re not alone.

Now, the M&S peeps who created the commercial clarified that the burglar is saying, “Thank you, Little Bear,” and not the bit of vulgarity that we all heard.

And although I still maintain I heard what I heard, there are some people who just enjoyed the advertisement for the cute, heartwarming short film that it is.

But c’mon guys, he’s totally saying “f*** you, little bear.”

Here’s the commercial in its entirety, in case you want to get in the Christmas spirit before Thanksgiving’s even here.

Source : http://www.distractify.com/videos/2017/11/08/Z2e1dib/paddington-bear-f-you

'Honest' Juice Commercial Destroys Liquid Fasts And Food Detox Programs

I love juice, the more expensive and cold-pressed, the better. Throw a bunch of stuff in it, Kale, Ginger, Tumeric, wheat grass, pineapples, cauliflower, I don’t care. I’ll slam it back and only feel slightly guilty when I realized I just dropped $11 on something I guzzled down in about a minute.

And I’m sure that a lot of my love for juices, especially ones that tastes like I just licked a freshly-mowed lawn. But I also realize that the claims of juice cleanses “purifying” your body of toxins is completely false.

Sorry juice brigade people. There’s no scientific evidence that proves juice cleanses will all of a sudden rid your body of impurities. Will you lose some weight? Probably, but that’s only because you’re rocking a mostly liquid diet and will more than likely be consuming fewer calories.

The folks over at Cracked.com made this hilarious video about the bogus health effects of juice cleanses. It’s an “honest” advertisement that might make juice cleanse devotees a little upset.

“I’m sure you’ve heard about us, we’ve placed sponsored ads all over your social media feeds, and pay celebrities to post pictures of themselves enjoying our product.”

If you’re still convinced that “detoxes” work, here’s why you’re wrong.

No human being needs to detox unless they’ve been actually poisoned by something – we’ve got our liver and our kidneys to do that. Ranit Mishori of Georgetown University Medical Center has spent a good amount of his career researching the “science” behind juice cleanses, and isn’t convinced they work.

The idea of juice cleansing was conjured up in the 1940s by Stanley Burroughs, who encouraged people to drink lemon water with cayenne pepper flavored with maple syrup and taking a laxative before bed. Sounds healthy.

Also, when you juice fruits and vegetables, you’re taking away the best part of the produce: it’s fiber. It’s those fibers that help you feel full. Juices are also very, very high in sugar, so replacing all of your diet with sugars, getting rid of fiber, and having almost zero protein is a recipe for disaster. You might lose weight, but you’re losing muscle mass, so the number on the scale might ultimately be lower, but you’re not going to look better, and will probably feel a lot worse after prolonged periods of time.

Plus, going on any trend or extreme diet isn’t really a recipe for sustained success. There’s a reason why more than half of the patients at a New York eating-disorder clinic have admitted to trying juice cleanses, it’s because that kind of diet promotes the harmful “all or nothing” eating trend that’s so difficult to maintain.

So you can enjoy your cold-pressed juices, but don’t think that drinking juice and nothing but juice will do anything for your health except, you know, destroy it. Just ask Steve Jobs how his all-fruit diet worked out for him

Source : http://www.distractify.com/videos/2017/11/07/Z28E9Vv/honest-juice-commercial

Elton John Just Sang Live To Celebrate The 20th Anniversary Of 'The Lion King' On Broadway

Believe it or not, the Broadway version of Disney’s The Lion King has been running for 20 years. It’s Broadway’s third longest-running show, with over 8,310 performances. And with over $1 billion in sales, it’s the highest-grossing show in history. 

The Lion King debuted at the Orpheum Theatre in Minneapolis on July 8, 1997, but didn’t officially launch until Nov. 13, 1997 at the New Amsterdam Theater. It’s gone on to win six Tony Awards, including Best Musical, and eight Drama Desk Awards 

And to celebrate the show’s 20th anniversary, Disney managed to get Elton John to perform Circle of Life for a lucky audience at The Minskoff Theatre on Sunday. 

It’s fair to say that people enjoyed the performance…

Here’s to 20 more years.

Source : http://www.distractify.com/videos/2017/11/07/hovIi/elton-john-20th-anniversary-of-the-lion-king-on-broadway

'Thor' Cast Surprises Moviegoers With Live-Action Play Of The Film

There’s a special kind of joy to be had when watching low budget renditions of famous blockbuster films.

Like this super cheap version of Terminator 2: Judgment Day

Classic.

As it turns out though, low budget versions of movies aren’t just for fans. No, the stars who acted the real versions of the films themselves can have tons of fun parodying their own roles.

As proven by this hilarious impromptu live play version of Thor: Ragnarok staged by Chris Hemsworth, Tom Hiddleston, Tessa Thompson, Cate Blanchett, Mark Ruffalo, and Jeff Goldblum.

As part of a hilarious Thor: Ragnarok 4D sketch conceived by James Corden and his crew, the stars put on a live performance of the movie for unsuspecting moviegoers going to see the latest Marvel blockbuster.

It was filled with gems like this:

Corden serves as a narrator throughout the entire thing and the whole play is truly something to witness.

You can watch all of the hilarity below:

What it looks for in refinement and special effects, it makes up in general hilarity. How awesome would it have been to catch that specific screening of the film?

Source : http://www.distractify.com/humor/2017/11/06/Zz5vUE/thor-cast-4d-corden

Fifth Harmony Surprises Sam Smith During 'Carpool Karaoke,' And He's Adorably Excited

OK Carpool Karaoke fans, you know the drill. James Corden is awesome. His guests, who are always top-level, successful musicians, always partake in his segment with the utmost glee. The show has been so consistently excellent that you almost take it for granted.

Almost.

Because it seems like with every session, there’s always a special moment that just defines the entire episode. For Sam Smith’s appearance with James Corden, it’s when they unexpectedly picked up Fifth Harmony and the four-woman pop group packed into the backseat, which made Smith very, very happy.

Prior to the surprise, the show went on like any other solo Carpool Karaoke session would, with Smith and Corden jamming out to some tunes.

But then Smith mentions that he’s a huge fan of the girl group, something that Corden had to have known.

And when they showed up, all joy broke loose.

After his reaction, people are calling Smith the new fifth member of Fifth Harmony.

Some twitter users pointed out that the Smith-Fifth love is a two way street that runs back a few years.

Others were just happy that the two got together.

You can check out the entire segment here in all its fangirling glory.

Source : http://www.distractify.com/videos/2017/11/03/Z2jV4Ul/5th-harmony-sam-smith

Woman Catches Sports Fans All Tripping Over The Exact Same Stair During Football Game

Some would argue that college football is infinitely more entertaining than the NFL, especially if your alma mater is playing. In a nail biting game between the Ohio State Buckeyes and Penn State Nittany Lions a few days ago, the action in the bleachers overshadowed what was happening on the field.

Abby Grau was seated in section 9C while cheering on her Bucks. After noticing a pattern while folks were making their way up past her, she whipped out her phone and captured this gem to share with the world.

And it seems like news of that wonky step isn’t new.

People were mesmerized.

The best part was when the video made its way to the loved ones of the step’s victims.

And some victims recognizing themselves.

A grand time was had by all.

But why is everyone tripping on that step specifically?

Good times. Hopefully no one ends up fixing the step so we get another one of these in the future.

Source : http://www.distractify.com/videos/2017/11/01/3z64N/people-be-trippin