Damn Bitch, You Live Like This?

About

Damn Bitch, You Live Like This? refers to an exploitable comic featuring Max and Roxanne from The Goofy Movie as drawn by Instagram user eboni. The exploitable is a branch off the Wow Queen, You’re So Beautiful meme eboni.’s drawing spawned, and usually features Max mocking Roxanne’s messy space.

Origin

On April 13, 2016, Instagram user @eboni._ posted the original drawing which features Max from The Goofy Movie talking to the character Roxanne. It was posted with the caption, “Quick sketch of Max and Roxanne.”


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In November of 2016, a remixed version of the meme placing the characters in a dirty apartment with Max saying “Damn bitch, you live like this?” appeared. While it seems the original post is lost, it has been attributed to a November 28th, 2016 post Facebook user Travis Cuomo by KnowYourMeme user Travonomics (shown below). The earliest extant post featuring the image appeared on November 29th on Imgur.


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Over the following several months, it was used as a reaction image and forum weapon to posts featuring pictures of or scenarios describing messy areas. For example, on February 1st, 2017 Twitter user @slightlypeachy posted the image in response to a viral tweet showing off a messy room (shown below, left). On January 17th, user @elotepreparado shared the picture along with several pictures of a messy room (shown below, right).


Jules @JEWL_ia 31 Jan 2017 when your room is this messy, you have to accept the consequences of not being able to see where you step kyla @slightlypeachy Follow Replying to @JEWL ia Damn, bitch, you live like this? clarita @elotepreparado Follow Damn, bitch, you live like this? Damn, bitch, yo live like this? 12:11 AM 17 Jan 2017

After spreading as a reaction image, the picture began seeing use as an exploitable. For example, on March 18th, 2018, Tumblr user squiddly-diddly posted the joke set in Silent Hill, gaining over 2,400 notes (shown below, left). On April 2nd, Twitter user @_chimosa_ inverted the joke, talking about nice middle class homes, gaining over 18,000 retweets and 67,000 likes (shown below, right).


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Various Examples


WHEN YOU GO TO THAT SELF PROCLAIMED BAD BITCH' S CRIB FROM İNSTAGRAM FOR THE FIRST TIME 7 Damn, bitch, you live like this? #TheEdGuy Damn, bitch, you live like this? the FBl agent watching me on his first day at work, seeing my room for the first time Damn, bitch, you live like this? 95 Damn, bitch, you live like this? Damn, bitch, you live like this? Damn, bitch, you live like this?

Search Interest

External References

Source : https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/damn-bitch-you-live-like-this

Jamie Lee Curtis Was Not A Fan Of Fiji Water Girl’s Photobombing On The Golden Globes Red Carpet

Many have been calling Fiji Water Girl the first great meme of 2019, but there’s one person who definitely wasn’t a fan: Jamie Lee Curtis.

If you haven’t already heart, Fiji Water Girl (whose real name Kelleth Cuthbert) went viral during the Golden Globes Awards earlier this month. Kelleth cracked up people all over the world by showing up in countless red carpet photos, posing behind some of the most famous celebrities with a tray of Fiji Water bottles in her arms.

Kelleth was one of several “Fiji Water Girls” circulating on the red carpet that night, but she quickly became the most iconic among them. Her viral fame represented a major pay-off for Fiji’s long-running publicity stunt. According to Yahoo Finance, Kelleth’s photobombing stunt helped earn Fiji over $12 million in ad impressions (meaning that the company would have had to spend over $12 million in traditional advertising to create the same level of buzz about their product).

While many celebrities laughed it off, Jamie was vocally displeased about the situation. The Halloween actress took to social media to express her displeasure at being unwittingly photographed in what was essentially a Fiji Water ad, screenshotting a CNN article that claimed she was “in danger of being upstaged by the Fiji Water girl.”

“So, my husband, who doesn’t look at a lot of show business news sites, just mentioned that I was on the CNN website. I specifically moved away from the blatant promotions by Fiji and Moet where young women with their trays filled with their wares stood near a designated camera,” she wrote on Instagram. “I knew why there was a photographer poised there and I moved away as I said out loud that I didn’t want to be doing advertising for either. Clearly this angle shows that I moved from her being behind me and yet from the side it still happens. The sponsors of events need to get permission from people when they get them to take their picture next to products.”

What do you think of the actress’ response to the Fiji Water Girl stunt?

Source : https://www.littlethings.com/jamie-lee-curtis-fiji-water-girl-golden-globes/

Nicole Zavala Loves Being the "Most Hated B***h" on 'Cartel Crew'

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Suspicions are swirling around Cartel Crew star Nicole Zavala — and her twin brother Michael — regarding their affiliation with the drug trafficking world. 

The 25-year-old Instagram model instantly made enemies on the VH1 docuseries — and co-stars Katherine “Tatu Baby” Flores and Stephanie Acevedo, were quick to call her out. 

“Nicole and Michael Zavala, I don’t really know them too well,” Tatu Baby said. “They say that they are connected to the cartel, that they have family members, I guess we’ll wait and see.” When asked by Tatu Baby who exactly in her family was involved in the cartel, Nicole vaguely responded, “All my family members.” 

So, who are Nicole’s parents? 

During the show, Nicole explained she didn’t know much about her family’s business — except to say they are from Medellin, Colombia —  because she did not want to ask any questions. 

“My family was all with that cartel situation,” Nicole explained. “I never asked no questions, you know, because I was living good.” 

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To make matters worse, Nicole made light of the murder of Tatu Baby’s dad and Stephanie’s father being in jail. “I never asked my dad none of his business,” Nicole added, “I just know that his family members were deep in that. [My dad] is living in New York. My parents were smart about it. They didn’t get locked up or shot, or anything like that.” 

That only fueled rumors that Nicole is exaggerating her family’s connections to the cartel. “That’s a f–king damn lie,” Stephanie told cameras. “There’s only two ways out of the cartel: you go to jail or you get murdered. I’m not buying it.” 

To illustrate her point, Stephanie shared a photo of an NYPD badge Nicole shared on Instagram six years ago, seemingly proving there is no way her family is affiliated with the cartel. However, Nicole denied lying about her cartel connections. “Years ago, that badge was my mom’s brother’s cop badge. Like, it’s not my fault that my uncle is a cop,” she explained. “I barely even remember posting that cop badge… just because I have a family member in the police, doesn’t mean I’m lying about my background.”  

Nicole before plastic surgery: 

Nicole was very open about her extensive plastic surgery on the first episode of the season, and even defended herself against trolls on social media. “Y’all need to stop hating on me talkin’ about ‘she fake and plastic,”http://www.distractify.com/” she wrote on Instagram. “Well, I mean at least I was being honest about it and talks about it on the first episode. Y’all think the other females are built like that? Shutcho a– up. The only real one who exposes herself and doesn’t give a flying f–k of what the internet says is Nicole. Like miss me with that s–t… you gotta start from rock bottom to get to the top. F–k outta here.”   

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In the second episode, she revealed even more about her childhood and why she went under the knife. “Back when I was in high school, I used to get bullied by everybody, every day,” she said. “I didn’t want to go to school. Back then, I couldn’t really defend myself like and now I love myself so much. I’m not going back.” 

And she likes to show off her hard-earned body on Instagram! 

Nicole already has over 390,000 followers on the social media platform — along with two other accounts for her businesses,  a lingerie line called Nicole Zavala Collection and a Colombian waist trainer line called BodiedByNicoleZavala. 

However, don’t be fooled about this Colombian’s beauty — she wants her followers to know she is more than just a pretty face. 

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“There’s so much about me that people don’t know,” she wrote before the premiere. “Most think I’m just this girl with a pretty face and a nice body. I have feelings, too, I have a story, too, and I can’t wait to share this intimate / personal part of my life with the world.” 

Her brother is also her biggest supporter, but that doesn’t mean he discounts her vanity. “Nicole is way too obsessed with her body,” he said on the show. “She stares at herself in the mirror 24/7, she doesn’t stop playing with her hair. She wants to look like a Barbie but she’s beautiful the way she is. I mean, we’re twins.” 

Watch Cartel Crew Mondays at 9 p.m. EST on VH1. 

Source : https://www.distractify.com/entertainment/2019/01/14/EZ6uw2J92/nicole-zavala-parents-cartel-crew

How Hard Did Aging Hit You Challenge

About

How Hard Did Aging Hit You Challenge, also known through the hashtag #HowHardDidAgingHitYouChallenge, is a photography comparison challenge in which participants post selfies taken 10 years apart.

Origin

In January 2019, the “How Hard Did Aging Hit You Challenge was started on Facebook. One of the earliest available variations of the challenge was posted by TV meteorologist Damon Lane on January 11th, 2019. The post received more than 350 reactions and 65 comments in four days (shown below).


Saw this "how did age hit you post" on Facebook where you compare your first profile picture with your current one... I now feel like l'm 100 and should probably start using an eye cream. #aging #old #makeitstop

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Later that day, Twitter user @gabbymartin4000 tweeted, “Saw this ‘how did age hit you post’ on Facebook where you compare your first profile picture with your current one… I now feel like I’m 100 and should probably start using an eye cream. #aging #old #makeitstop” (shown below).


Saw this "how did age hit you post" on Facebook where you compare your first profile picture with your current one... I now feel like l'm 100 and should probably start using an eye cream. #aging #old #makeitstop

Over the following weekend, social media users and celebrities began posting their entries in the challenge on various social media sites (examples below). Twitter published a Moments page to archive the popularity of the meme.

Several media outlets published articles about the challenge, including the New York Daily News,The Daily Dot, Romper, Fox and more.


Colorado Rockies added 2 new photos. 23 hrs THE "HOW HARD DID AGING HIT YOU" CHALLENGE Charlie Blackmon 2008 and 2018. Also "hit" in that time: 1,062 "MLB* baseballs (140 HR and 425 RBI), plus three All-Star appearances, two Silver Sluggers and a batting title. Li HOW HARD DID AGING HIT YOU CHALLENGE (FURBABY STYLE) Lola 2014 (About 8 weeks old) vs. 2018 (4 [almost 5] years old) me in 2009 VS me in 2019 Post Malone 2018 MTV Video Music Awards chin facial hair

Various Examples


#2009vs2019 @Pharrell wins this challenge. 2009 vs 2019 I've come a long way Throwing mine in too. 2009 vs 2019 #HowHard DidAgeHitYou
Me in 2009 vs 2019 Lucy Lawless Xena: Warrior Princess whew found my 2009 and 2019 photos 2010 2018 t shirt barechestedness shoulder muscle abdomen

Search Interest

External References

Source : https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/how-hard-did-aging-hit-you-challenge

10-Year-Old Boy Catalogs Every Dog He Pets On The Most Wholesome Page On The Internet

There are few things that spark such pure joy as meeting a brand new dog. From the moment that you think “OMG look, a dog!” to the moment that the dog actually lets you pet him, it’s 100% pure excitement and happiness.

That’s why Gideon, a 10-year-old boy, has turned meeting dogs into an entire hobby. He’s darn good at it, too. Gideon has now pet 734 dogs and counting. He documents each encounter with a photo or two on his social media pages, I’ve Pet That Dog, along with a brief description of the dog’s story.

Gideon’s Twitter page has reached 176,000 followers. Because it turns out that watching someone meet a dog is almost as satisfying as actually meeting the dog yourself. Meanwhile, Gideon is basically living the dream life.

Yesterday, for example, Gideon pet Kelos, a 1-year-old Pitbull mix. He also pet Batman, a 2-year-old Pitbull mix with an adorable smile who needs a home. Last week, Gideon pet a dog named Mr. Deeds. Mr. Deeds!!!

Honestly, you won’t be able to get enough of this stuff.

Source : https://www.littlethings.com/ive-pet-that-dog/

'The Bachelor' Contestant Hannah G. Is More Than Just the First Impression Rose Winner

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We are not surprised that a southern belle has already charmed Bachelor Colton Underwood. Season 23 of the popular franchise has kicked off, and one contestant definitely left a lasting impression, and her name was Hannah Goodwin. 

According to her Bachelor bio,  Hannah G., — not to be confused with Hannah B. — is a 23-year-old “content creator” from Birmingham, AL. “She’s both the photographer and model for her burgeoning social media business,” it reads. 

Hannah G. graduated from the University Of Montevallo in 2017 with a degree in Business Marketing. According to her website, she is focused on growing her brand, which consists of being an influencer. 

Her page is filled with modeling pictures, music videos she starred in, as well as a blog pertaining to fashion and beauty content. 

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So, Bachelor fans, here is what you need to know about Hannah G. 

What is a “content creator?”

Surprise, Surprise — The Bachelor picked up a social media influencer as a contestant. Yes, Hannah G. creates content for her Instagram — and with almost 190k, this model/photographer has a curated page filled with gorgeous pics. 

This Insta-model is sure to have a SugarBear Haircare deal in the works, as her Instagram is practically a brand’s wet dream. Hannah’s Instagram is filled with travel pics, bikini shots, and fashion/model pics.

Hannah G. got the first impression rose — and we’re not surprised. 

Colton handing Hannah G. his first impression rose speaks volumes to the season. When a contestant gets that initial rose, it is a testament to how far that person will go in the competition.

On The Bachelorette, we’ve seen JoJo Fletcher, Rachel Lindsay, and Becca Kufrin all give their initial roses to the men who ultimately became their fiancés. However, that streak does not apply to past seasons of The Bachelor

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So, when Colton pulled Hannah G. aside, we were not at all surprised. 

“You reminded me a lot of home when we sat and had our conversation,” Colton told Hannah. “And while you were nervous, I was too. Still am, a little bit…you sort of owned the nervousness, you owned your imperfections and it was so nice and so refreshing to see and to hear. It’s just so easy and so much fun and it’s so enjoyable to be around you. Your energy instantly lifts me up.”

Clearly on cloud 9, the blonde beauty replied: “This means seriously the world to me. This validates everything.”

So, does Hannah G. end up with Colton (SPOILER ALERT)?

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According to Reality Steve, Hannah G. makes it to Colton’s top 3, but ultimately does not end up with the Neil Diamond engagement ring on her finger. The site claims that Season 23 will conclude with a shocking ending, as no girl ends up engaged to the bachelor. Colton allegedly decides after his one-on-one date with Cassie Randolph in the fantasy suite that she is it for him. 

Cassie quickly realizes she does not want to be engaged… because she’s only 23. She reportedly leaves the show, and takes Colton’s heart with her. 

A big shocker — Colton reportedly dumps Hannah G. and Tayshia Adams to chase after Cassie, and the two allegedly meetup in Los Angeles, decide to continue dating, all without the label of being engaged. 

Well, this seems like one heck of a season! Catch new episodes The Bachelor on Mondays at 8 p.m. EST on ABC. 

Source : https://www.distractify.com/entertainment/2019/01/14/PfQ9GvPGJ/hannah-g-the-bachelor

11 Times a Behind-the-Scenes Romance Impacted an On-Screen Couple (And Vice Versa)

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When TV stars date their co-stars, it feels like a match made in fanfic heaven. But all that pressure has the potential to rock the boat…or ship, as it were. Whether it’s leads to self-referential humor, an early character departure, or a surprise pregnancy, a behind-the-scene romance has the power to change a plotline. And likewise, an on-screen relationship has the power to shake a real one. See for yourself below.

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Adam Brody and Rachel Bilson

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Sophia Bush and Chad Michael Murray

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Blake Lively and Penn Badgley

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Emily Vancamp and Dave Annable

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Joshua Jackson and Katie Holmes

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Jennifer Aniston and Tate Donovan

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Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt

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Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhadler

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The Entire Cast of ‘Saved By the Bell’

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Ginnifer Goodwin and Josh Dallas

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Bonus: Lara Flynn Boyle and Kyle Maclachlan

Source : https://www.distractify.com/entertainment/2019/01/14/WwIrOf_ML/tv-stars-who-dated-in-real-life

NFL Confirms Maroon 5 Will Officially Headline The 2019 Super Bowl Halftime Show

After months of rumors and speculation, the NFL announced that pop band Maroon 5 will officially be headlining the Super Bowl halftime show this year, with additional performances by rappers Travis Scott and Big Boi.

The NFL released an official statement on its website, writing, “Three-time Grammy Award-winning multiplatinum band Maroon 5 will take center stage at the Pepsi Super Bowl LIII Halftime Show on CBS at Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta on Sunday, Feb. 3, 2019, they confirmed today. Maroon 5 will feature a slate of guest artists including Grammy-nominated rapper Travis Scott and Atlanta native Big Boi bringing together the broadest range of musical genres ever seen on the Super Bowl stage.”

While some people are absolutely thrilled about Maroon 5 headlining the big show, others are not as pleased. One Twitter user was particularly angry at the situation, writing, “The difference is that Coldplay was actually a good band in its prime that has had an impact on rock music. Maroon 5 is plain trash who won’t be remembered in 10 years.” Eek. Those are fightin’ words! It’s just a halftime show, dude. Calm down.

Anyway, Maroon 5 frontman and The Voice coach Adam Levine gave fans a taste of what’s to come by simply tweeting out a promo video, hashtagging it “#SBLIII.”

The Super Bowl airs on Sunday, February 3. Will you be tuning in to watch Maroon 5 take the stage?

Source : https://www.littlethings.com/maroon-5-super-bowl-halftime-show/