“gave baby her first bath yesterday, she pooped in the tub and when i picked her up to wipe her off she pooped on my hand. i keep telling her she’s not allowed to be a comedian, but she’s clearly not listening.” —@ambercrollo

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Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/alicelahoda/funniest-tweets-by-parents-oct-8-2023