2.

“Sometimes when it’s up, it’s not because we’re horny. But don’t let that stop you, queen.”

—u/Spiceinvader1234

“Conversely, sometimes when it’s not up, doesn’t mean we’re NOT horny. Give a brother a minute to relax and pitch the dang tent.”

—u/NigelThornberryEsq

Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/fabianabuontempo/guy-secrets-girls-dont-know-about