This one legit made me cackle out loud. Why would someone want to be surprised with the name that goes on their cake?! If I said, “What would you like for the name?” and someone said, “Surprise me,” my first thought wouldn’t be, “Well, OK, guess I’ll just pick a name then! Steve it is!” I’d probably be pretty confused, so I would ask for clarification. “You sure you want me to pick any name?” That’s when they’d be like, “Oh, I thought you said color. No, his name is Nick.”