“I used to work for, let’s call it ‘the fruit store’ but not the fun part of the fruit store where people with a lot of disposable income would come in and buy new exciting fruit devices,” she says, beginning her tale. “No, the part of the fruit store where if you had, let’s say, a big essay due the next day and you threw up on your… fruit device, and then brought it in and said I have no idea why this is not working, then I would open it up and be like, ‘oh my God, there’s vomit in here,’ and I’d have to go out and be like, ‘this is a biohazard, I cannot repair this.'”

Source: https://www.distractify.com/p/apple-employee-4-minutes-late