While the fad of incorporating “bug protein” into your daily diet came and (hopefully) went, we’ll never forget when a select few weirdos were obsessing over cockroach milk. Yes, you heard that correctly… a handful of health nuts decided that milking a roach would get them more fat, sugar, and protein than any other type of milk.
We really can’t say if cockroach milk was or wasn’t nutritionally effective as none of us dared to try it, but needless to say, we’re glad it’s no longer part of our lives. In all honesty, we’ll take “cucumber milking” over cockroach milk any day.
Very few of us predicted that anyone would be spending the quarantine milking a cucumber, but hey — at this point, few things come as a surprise.
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