Costco Member Sneezes Mid-Photo and the Internet’s Cracking Up

A few people even banded together to take the opportunity to turn his unfortunate membership photograph into a whole nursery rhyme:

“Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,

Humpty Dumpty got a Costco membership

Humpty Dumpty paid the membership fees

Humpty Dumpty had a great big sneeze

All the Costco men wouldn’t retake Humpty’s pic again”