Common Things People Claim They Do But Don’t

—u/Brilliant_Lettuce_14

“I lived with someone that had a severely bad body odor problem, frequently came home from the gym absolutely stinking, and would sit in our living room perfectly content with this. Upon the really awkward, ‘Dude, I’m sorry you absolutely stink, would you mind having a shower?’ He would take one but didn’t use any shower gel or anything and his towel almost made me gag afterward. I don’t get it.”

—u/JamesButlin