Guys, I had to book a flight for my grandma, and according to her passport, she’s born in February, not July, as we have always celebrated. Asked, she said: “Well, you can’t celebrate garden parties in February.”
O_o
— Berna (@BernaEWriter) December 26, 2023
Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/alanavalko/funny-tweets-week-2024