My closest encounter with the mafia is I went to a starkly empty pizza place in Rhode Island once, they seemed utterly confused that I wanted a pizza, it took 45 minutes to make, they gave it to me for free, and it was the best pizza I’d ever had.
— Jessica Ellis (@baddestmamajama) October 4, 2023
Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/michaelabramwell/funny-tweets-from-october