Picked my oldest up from school an hour early, unplanned, with McDonald’s, because the video game he wanted for his birthday next week dropped today and I spent all morning downloading it and I couldn’t wait.
He better put me in the *nicest* nursing home someday.
— Meg St-Esprit (@MegStEsprit) October 24, 2023
Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/alicelahoda/funniest-tweets-by-parents-2023