If you just had yourself an absolutely atrocious, terrible, no-good, down-in-the-dumps month, just remember…
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The person whose basement looks like a picture straight out of that one scene in Titanic:
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The person whose dog was nice enough to keep their ring extra safe and sound:
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The person who will have to bridge the English Channel just to listen to “Today’s Top Hits” or whatever in stereo:
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The person whose cranberry sauce went absolutely nuclear:
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The person who gave their passenger seat a fresh, new coat:
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The person who has clearly learned the value of a good pivot:
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The person whose fridge will stink to high heaven ’til the end of days:
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The person whose pizza seems to have been cooked in the fires of Hades itself:
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The person whose car is unfortunately no longer theirs:
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The person who was kind enough to help their keyboard get their greens:
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The person who might want to grab the pliers:
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The person who miiiight want to screw their cabinets in a little tighter:
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The person whose iPhone is nice ‘n’ slick now:
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The person whose makeup bag is beyond saving:
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The person who learned a lesson as old as time:
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The person who’s watching the game in stunning 18p:
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The person whose shoes now have 99% less germs and 99% more stains:
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The person who beheld this majestic view:
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The person who got a hot new trendy tattoo:
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The person faced with Schrödinger’s Pepsi:
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The person who just might be getting married in shorts:
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The person who had a major sensory experience happen in the sensory deprivation tank:
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The person who is currently being tormented by a cat:
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The person with the world’s most delicious headphones:
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The person who had the UNTHINKABLE happen to them:
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The person whose bag of food is really going places:
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The person who was apparently eating a well-trodden pizza:
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The person who got a little extra protein with their flapjack:
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The person who learned a wonderful new fact about their neighbor:
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The person whose potato went absolutely nuclear in their oven:
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The person who came up with the brand-new, delicious flavor of blueberry garlic yogurt:
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The person who lost the wing lottery:
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The person who will never look at those red spheres the same again:
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The person who just turned their kitchen into this summer’s hottest foam party:
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The person who will never feel comfortable leaving their food again:
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The person whose ramen noodles spontaneously combusted:
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The person who got their kitchen nice and toasty:
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The person who accidentally watched The Quietest Place:
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The person who bought a very rare 2D drill:
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The person who apparently works 15 hours a day in the Bowman Co. coal mines before immediately sitting down to play God of War:
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The person who is going to cause a nation-wide Skittle shortage:
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The person who dropped quite possibly the most expensive thing you can drop in the USA:
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The person who had to uncover this horrific sight:
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The person whose brother can’t be trusted around pizza ever again:
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The person whose blender came with a very helpful feature if you want to destroy your kitchen:
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The person who will never, ever forgive the birds that did this to them:
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The person who will be finding grains of rice until the day they cast aside this mortal coil:
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The person who made this absolutely devastating batch of brownies:
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The person who will be finding remnants of smoothie years from now:
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And…oh lord…the person who had this happen to them:
Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/tough-month-feb-2023