The kids need bigger shoes, so we were snuggled up, browsing online. The 8-year-old turns, inches from my face, & asks, “ARE WE CONSUMERS?”
I say yes, and he nods. They’ve talked about it at school. The 6-year-old pipes in and asks casually, “Does that word mean we eat people?”

— Kiss my Fat Ash🍑 (@Tobi_Is_Fab) February 24, 2024

Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/alicelahoda/funniest-tweets-by-parents-february-2024