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He also comes with a little book of equally delightful goat facts.

Promising reviews: “This is one of those things you don’t know you need in your life until you see it. Yes, it may have been a late night, altered state kind of purchase that surprised me a bit when it showed up, but it’s one of the best things that’s ever happened to me. For just a few dollars, you, too, can receive an informational mini-book full of goat facts to awe and impress your friends as well as a miniature screaming goat. If you’re a fan of the screaming goat videos on YouTube, this will be right up your alley. It sounds best when set on a hard surface like a table or desk, so the sound can echo. It’s just loud enough for coworkers to ask ‘did y’all just hear a screaming goat?’ Yes. Yes you did, Phil. If you’ve read this far, it’s been decided: You need this. This will be there for you longer than that dumb T-shirt you’re considering. This screaming goat will complete you. Better get one for your best friend, too, while you’re at it.” —echobunny

“I bought this for my husband for Christmas. He absolutely loved it. He finds screaming goats particularly funny. He keeps it on his desk at work. If he’s ever having a bad day, his screaming goat makes him laugh and feel better. It may be small, but it makes a big impact. The book that comes with it is very tiny, about the same size as the goat.” —TrvlinFam

Get it from Amazon for $7.77.