“Once I was on a fancy dinner date having a cocktail with a little leaf in it. My date and I liked the drinks so much we ordered more. We then watched the bartender walk out to the sidewalk and pull leaves out of a grass patch growing near the road. Then, she brought us the new drinks.” —@saint_audrey

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Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/alicelahoda/funny-tweets-by-women-june-25-2023