Listen, here me out…you should probably throw your phone into the ocean. From now on, you should exclusively communicate by carrier pigeon, smoke signals, or even face-to-face. But not — God help you — via text message.
Why? Because you DO NOT want to risk sending a text as cringey and regrettable as the ones sent by:
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This subtle-as-a-sledgehammer guy who REALLY wants this woman to know he fought in Afghanistan (did I mention he fought in Afghanistan? Yeah, he fought in Afghanistan):
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And this guy whose gross sexism is somehow the least cringey part of his text:
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This car salesman who accidentally sent this message to the person he was trying to sell a car to:
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This dad who — oh dear God — accidentally sent this text to his 14-year-old son instead of his wife:
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And this wife who accidentally sent this sext to her mother-in-law (who already disliked her) instead of her hubby:
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This married creeper who tried to pick up the person who delivered their food order:
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And this food delivery person who got weird:
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This well-intentioned person who nonetheless put their foot all the way in their mouth:
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And this less well-intentioned dude who accidentally texted the girl he was headed to see instead of his buddy:
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This obnoxious gatekeeping vegan:
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This eavesdropping low-thario who tried picking up a girl he sits behind in class:
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And this person who came on real strong, real fast:
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This “alpha” who didn’t take getting rejected well:
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This coworker who took a conversation about not having a car to a weird and very awkward place:
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This obnoxious jerk on a dating app who is the definition of RED FLAG:
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This angry dweeb who didn’t take well to being given a fake number:
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And this girl who gave a fake number and had it blow up in her face a year later:
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This “not to be sexist” texter who was — shocker — totally sexist:
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This person who ended a situation in an awkwardly cold way:
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And this girlfriend who went all aggro on a girl trying to get class notes from her boyfriend:
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This guy who — after seeing this woman in his wife’s “suggested friends” section on Facebook — googled her and used her business number to send this text:
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This texter who kept things very mysterious and very awkward:
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This jerk who doesn’t quite understand why dating is impossible for him:
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This person who tried real hard to backtrack on their text:
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And Nathan — haha — whose game he plays with girls is not the catnip he thinks it is, like it’s absolutely the opposite:
Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/mikespohr/cringey-texts-that-are-so-awkward