23 Hilarious Things Medical Professionals Told Patients

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“Was living in a foreign country and had a cold/flu type illness. Went to the doc, and he comes in eating a bowl of cereal. Already weird. Checks some things and says, ‘Do you know what AIDS is?’ I’m in complete shock and say, ‘Yes, I do.’ He follows up with ‘That is a virus, and there is no cure.’ Finally, he ends with, ‘But you don’t have that virus; you have a different one — much more common and treatable, but I wanted you to understand why an antibiotic wouldn’t work.'”

“I’m still in shock, so I’m like, ‘I don’t have AIDS then, right?’ He goes, ‘No,’ and walks out. What a roller coaster.”

—u/Tacolife973