My office overlooks a river, and today, my boss announced that a Q2 goal is for everyone to comment on the river at least twice a week. Specific examples of “wow, lotta ducks” and “what kind of boat do you suppose that is?” were cited, and I am once again yearning for the mines.

— McErin☘️ (@colleen_eileen) February 22, 2024

Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/alicelahoda/funny-tweets-by-women-feb-25-2024