Sometimes old recipes are cool, other times it feels like there was a huge surplus of Jell-O and canned tuna in the ’50s. Well, I dug around r/Old_Recipes and r/vintagerecipes to find the best of the best of these vintage eats. And by best, I mean worst. Here are some of the strangest concoctions I managed to dig up:
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Please don’t invite me to dinner if you’re serving Super Supper Salad Loaf.
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Or this barbecue lemon Jell-O salad that isn’t really living up to its name.
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Nothing beats the classic combo of lime Jell-O and cheese. Also, could someone tell me what the definition of a salad was in the ’60s?
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Or better yet, why everything was gelatinized, including this mac ‘n’ cheese.
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Or this lovely mosaic of hotdogs, eggs, and peas.
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Do y’all ever wake up for Sunday morning brunch and crave a hearty plate of HAM AND BANANAS HOLLANDAISE??
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Followed by banana meatloaf for dinner, of course.
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And a banana dolphin to take the edge off.
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But do you know what was loved more than bananas? Canned tuna. So much gelatinized canned tuna.
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And tuna in loaf form.
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And slop form. Campbell’s, love, I’ve contacted the authorities.
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The quotes here are terrifying me.
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Oof, no wonder pirates all had scurvy.
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Ha, you thought we were done with the “salads.” Well let me introduce you to cottage cheese and tuna salad.
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Or perhaps some spam ‘n’ cheese ribbon loaf for the lady?
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“Easy fixing!” maybe, “Good eating!” maybe not for this cream cheese, ground beef, and mushroom soup concoction.
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All was well with these Strawberry Salad Pops until I read “1/2 cup Miracle Whip Salad Dressing.”
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You’re telling me the fussiest member of your family would happily eat cabbage grapefruit salad??
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These dogs have definitely seen better days.
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And finally, a chicken mousse with the classic addition of “lemon or orange-pineapple gelatin.”
Let us know which of these vintage recipes you would try in the comments! I call dibs on the tuna fish mold.
Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/claudiasantos/gross-vintage-recipes