Man, I am NOT cut out for LA. This girl at a party said “I’m a sub” and I said “oh that’s cool did you always wanna work with kids?” and she looked at me HORRIFIED.

I THOUGHT SHE MEANT TEACHER.

LIKE A SUBSTITUTE TEACHER.

THAT’S NOT WHAT SHE MEANT.

— Elyza Halpern (a.k.a. possumgirl) (@elyzawithawhy) March 30, 2022

Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/andyneuenschwander/most-embarrassing-stories-ever