8.
“My brother’s friend used to watch security cameras at an amusement park.
“In the park, there was one of those riverboat rides which had hidden cameras to prevent people from pissing in the water, vandalizing, etc. One day, a couple hopped on the ride, and the girl started giving her boyfriend a blowjob. When they finished, the girl leaned over the side of the boat to spit. Now, in the event of any bodily fluids getting into the water, there is a whole process that must be followed involving draining the whole river and decontaminating the ride. It takes a long time, and all the employees hate it. So, as soon as my brother’s friend saw her about to spit, he grabbed the intercom to the ride and shouted: “SPITTERS ARE QUITTERS!! SPITTERS ARE QUITTERS!!” She panicked, having no idea anyone was watching, and swallowed it.”
—adw4125
Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/sydrobinson1/wildest-security-camera-footage