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This guy who thought the way to any woman’s heart was to just yell at her:
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This guy who thought the only way to fix a “stale” conversation was to ask a woman he never met before if he could motorboat her:
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This guy who really put all his eggs into one negging basket:
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This guy who definitely needed to workshop this “cute” idea a little more:
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This guy whose idea of romance was…stalking:
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This anti-abortion guy who messaged a woman who had “Don’t message me if you’re not pro-abortion rights” in her profile, and then brought up every woman’s favorite person, Andrew Tate:
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This guy who probably spent a long time coming up with this genius opening line:
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This guy who…well, at least he said “hi” first:
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This guy who, after being called out for love bombing, sent this “We both have issues” message:
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This guy who was, honestly, not doing too bad…at first:
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This guy who thought making this bold assumption would get him a date (and who seemed to forget the integral “the future” part of this pickup line):
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This also presumptuous guy with a similar opening line, but — plot twist — he’s in a relationship:
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This guy who, once again, had no success using this opening line but seemed to remain optimistic about it:
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This guy who was called out but still didn’t seem to get it:
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This guy who thought telling a woman that he’s too good for an app that they’re both currently on was a good idea:
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This guy who dissed women in his dating app profile and then expected actual matches with actual women:
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And finally, this self-proclaimed “amazing boyfriend” who thought a good way to attract a woman was to make it super clear that he will cheat:
Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/mollycapobianco/men-creepy-flirting-reddit