Being married is like being half of a two-headed monster. It’s impossible to avoid regular disagreements when you’re bound to another person for the rest of your life.

Even the perfect marriage (if there was such a thing) would have its daily frustrations. Funnily enough, most fights aren’t caused by big decisions but the simple, day-to-day questions, such as “What do you want for dinner?”; “Are we free Friday night?”; and “What movie do you want to see?”


Here are some hilarious tweets that just about every married couple will understand.

grievances, irritable interactions, dissastifsfaction

texting, resentments, bummer

competition, team, newlyweds

misplaced items, vanished, missing keys

altercations, , remedy, healing

breakfast in bed, bickering, quarrels

deliberation, disputes, agitations

espoused, mated, joined in holy matrimony

united together, walking the path, joined at the hip

little forms of affection, affectionate, considerate

tolerant, understanding, all heart

inside jokes, tweets, frustration

funny marriage jokes, marriage memes, marriage tweets

marriage, couples, relationships

married life, wives, husbands

This article originally appeared on 09.06.17

Source: https://www.upworthy.com/15-tweets-that-only-married-people-will-understand-rp-rp