Drunk lads on the train home from Glasgow were trying to force farts out, trying to do the loudest fart, and the gobbiest one just quietened everyone down ready for his effort… and fully shat himself. Fucking bedlam in the carriage. The smell is awful. People are screaming.
— She Guevara (@No7Sammy) September 15, 2023
Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliacorrigan/14-hilaaaaarious-fails-that-i-curated-from-around-the