If you’re in the mood to laugh, we want you to step right up because we have 12 funny tweets on tap that are guaranteed to make you LAUGH OUT LOUD.
So what are you waiting for?
Start now and have some laughs!
That kid better watch it…
My son just asked me how I know his name…… I’m not in the mood today
— Finest 🅿️ (@BigNeyogems) August 30, 2022
Which one will you do first?
adulthood is wild because my to-do list will be like
1. buy toothpaste
2. figure out how to write a will— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) August 23, 2022
Help me help you!
Chronic pain is your body is screaming “im in pain” and you are like ok what’s wrong and your body’s like “that part is actually a secret”
— Tig Notaro (@TigNotaro) August 26, 2022
What a jerk!
One time a coworker guilted me into sponsoring her in the Walk for Hunger. The day after the walk I handed her my $40 and asked how it went, and she tucked it into her purse and said “Oh I didn’t actually go, I went to a baby shower” So that is my Larry David origin story.
— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) August 24, 2022
Actually, that sounds dangerous…
i’m too unserious to join the military, i would be in the field on twitter like “not they throwin grenadesss😭”
— ? (@aliyahInterlude) August 30, 2022
Can anyone help?
does anyone have alanis morisette’s phone number. i bought a huge expensive coffee and it all spilled on the ground. i want her to add it to that song.
— adrienne stout (@adestout) August 28, 2022
It’s that time of year!
Had my first PSL of the season!🍁☕️ (profound self-loathing)
— Sara K. Runnels (@omgskr) August 30, 2022
At a loss for words…
My 2yo literally told me what he wanted for dinner (hot dogs, tomatoes, grapes) went w me to the store to get it, scanned it at self check out BY HIMSELF, cut up the grapes, tomatoes and hot dog with his toddler knife, put it all on his own plate and then…refused to eat dinner.
— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) August 30, 2022
Anything for you…
Me: I want Starbucks
Me: Anything for u princess— Blanco777 (@blanco_MP_1) August 31, 2022
It’s gonna be a long year.
two pairs of underwear on the sidewalks this morning, so it’s safe to say the students are back
— Juliana Gray (@JGray_Writer) August 27, 2022
Just go with it!
i wore fishnets outside for too long 🙃 pic.twitter.com/0DpF24ZmzF
— vitt (tractor goth) (@gutknott) August 29, 2022
They have no idea what they’re getting into…
If you’re having a bad day, just remember someone is dating your ex and thinking they got lucky 😂
— Sonya 💜 (@SimplyySonyaa) August 29, 2022
Source: https://twistedsifter.com/2022/09/12-funny-tweets-to-make-you-lol/