11 Funny Tweets to Make You Chuckle

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Nice work!

when a man is annoying me, i hate that. but when i am annoying to a man, i think that’s something to get excited about

— a (@aallleeexxxxxx1) October 19, 2022

Back to the trash you go.

Nice of my daughter to bring a sandwich to school every day so it can have a little visit before she comes home to throw it in the trash.

— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) October 14, 2022

It’s brutal out there!

If I was a marriage counselor, I would make the couple each use ANY dating app for 3 minutes.

— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) October 18, 2022

DO NOT SEND TO ME.

I’m totally fine with emails. My only issue is when they get sent to me, personally

— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) October 19, 2022

Keep your head up!

when my therapist asks how i’ve been the last two weeks pic.twitter.com/LFaFugVqUO

— kim (@KimmyMonte) October 19, 2022

Been doing it wrong all along.

my friend told me that she thought the lower the number on rotten tomatoes the better the movie. she thought a high percentage meant the movies had a higher chance of being a ‘rotten tomato’ 😭

— yasmin (@ycsm1n) October 19, 2022

What a lady!

Received this at my grandmas funeral. What an icon. pic.twitter.com/EhxhzHJfoZ

— gracie perryman (@qrracie) October 18, 2022

Good luck out there!

two incomes is better than one. make sure ur mans got two jobs, stay up queens!

— NE$$ (@highoffness) October 19, 2022

You’re raising her the right way.

I faked passed out and my 3 year old daughter didn’t call 911.., she punched me in my face and yelled “you can’t die right now that’s ridiculous!” 😭😭😭

— Ms. Hollywood (@karterforreal) October 16, 2022

This is good teamwork.

Brand-new Brand-new
white shirt relationship

🤝

Absolutely going to ruin it
after some red wine

— Sara K. Runnels (@omgskr) October 18, 2022

It’s just not the same anymore.

I miss the days when evil twins were identifiable by goatees. pic.twitter.com/oTAf8oEBSi

— K.E. Flann (@kathyflann) October 19, 2022