10 Bible Puns That Will Make You Say ‘Holy Shit’

1. How does Moses make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

2. Why did the hawk sit on the church steeple?

Because it was a bird of pray.

3. What sort of lights were on Noah’s Ark?

Flood lights.

4. At what time of day did God create Adam?

Just before Eve.

5. What’s a missionary’s favorite type of car?

A convertible.

6. What can you do for a sick Christian?

I don’t know, ask the doctrine.

7. How do you know when a priest needs to lose weight?

When he holds too much mass.

8. If you need an Ark

I Noah guy.

9. What is a Christian’s favorite position?

Missionary.

10. How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?

By his net income.