The Absolute State of Affairs

The Absolute State of Affairs
This has to be my all-time favourite recipe! I make this every day for my 16 children, 4 husbands, 3 wives, 18 ex-husbands, 24 ex-wives, my mother, father, 48 step-dads, 39 step-mums, my 17 brothers and 20 sisters, my 4 half brothers, 6 step-brothers, 3 half-sisters, 4 step-sisters, my 15 cats, 25 dogs, 3 alligators, 58 cows, 7 chickens, 8 hamsters, 14 rats, 47 best friends, 164 colleagues, my 4 bosses, all 83 clients of mine, all my ancestors, that squirrel outside, the man looking in from my window, the girl in my bathtub, and the thing in the basement. It’s really simple and easy to make so I really love giving it to as many as I can!

Oh! how could I have forgotten! Silly me, here is a link to the recipe🤗: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBpanKeu6cM&list=LL&index=1

lots of love,
Jhris Cansen