Trump Said He’d Only Be A Dictator On ‘Day One’ If Re-Elected, So That’s Cool

Getty Image How crazy would a second Donald Trump presidency be? We didn’t find out in 2021, and perhaps we won’t find out in 2025. The next election is about 11 months off, and already alarms are going off. There’s talk — including from Trump himself — about all the crazy things he has planned …

Newsletter: Trump freaks out over Robert De Niro’s speech

Hello fellow citizens of the internet! Andrew here. Welcome to today’s edition of web_crawlr.  Our top stories today are about: Former President Trump having a meltdown over actor Robert De Niro’s recent awards speech, an ex-burglar going viral for revealing ways to protect your home from theft, Swifties going down the rabbit hole again, and …

Trump Swears He Wasn’t So Depressed After Jan. 6 That He Stopped Eating: If Anything ‘I Was Eating Too Much’

Getty Image After Jan. 6, Donald Trump did something he’s never done before: He shut up. Not only was the former president booted from Twitter, but he also didn’t try to make news, as he always does. Did he actually listen to his advisers, who didn’t want him to make his problems worse? Or was …

Donald Trump Blamed Florida State’s College Football Playoff Snub On Ron DeSantis

Getty Image The college football world has spent the last 24 hours arguing endlessly about the College Football Playoff committee’s decision to leave an undefeated Florida State team out of the top-4 in favor of a one-loss Alabama team. Some, like ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit and Greg McElroy, felt the committee had done the right thing …

Why liberals are suddenly upset at Snopes for fact-checking a Trump quote

Liberals on social media are expressing anger at Snopes after the fact-checking website debunked a claim critical of former President Donald Trump. The issue unfolded on Sunday after a clip in which Trump appears to admit to “waging an all-out war on American democracy” began spreading across social media. The remarks, made during a 2024 …

Trump denies claim he wasn’t eating after 2020 election loss: ‘I was eating too much’

Former President Donald Trump disputed claims that he suffered from depression after losing the 2020 election and argued that a visit by Rep. Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) to him at Mar-a-Lago had nothing to do with him not eating. Responding to the claims levied by outspoken Trump critic and former GOP congresswoman Liz Cheney in her …

Mushy-Brained Trump Let Slip That He And His Cronies Are ‘Waging An All-Out War On American Democracy’

Getty Image A second Donald Trump presidency would not be pretty. The former president wouldn’t be a leader so much as a guy out for revenge on his many, many enemies, including anyone who disagrees with him. Then again, maybe he’s not up to the task. He certainly seems more tired, more prone to weird …

‘SNL’ Weekend Update Kicked Expelled George Santos On His Way Out And Dragged Elon Musk And Melania Trump

Last week ended with a bang: George Santos, one of the more creatively truth-averse members of Congress, lost his job. The New York representative managed to spend nearly a year in office, despite reporters uncovering one creative fib after another. Santos scored the Cold Open, but he’s so infamous that he also nabbed the first …

Jimmy Kimmel Discovered The Real Reason Why A Depressed Trump Stopped Eating After January 6th

Former Rep. Liz Cheney has a new book coming out next week. Donald Trump won’t be reading Oath and Honor (unless it has his own name or “swimsuit” in the title, he’s not interested), but maybe he should: he comes up a lot. In one excerpt, Cheney claims that Kevin McCarthy, who was ousted as …

‘Should I turn myself in tonight?’ Unsealed Trump insurrection warrant shows government wanted information on any likes Trump’s tweets got

Supporters of former President Donald Trump are outraged after learning that the federal government may know whether they liked any of the former president’s tweets, despite that information being public. The uproar began this week after the former president’s fans began discussing several redacted documents from the U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ) outlining the search …

Aging Perv Donald Trump Sure Seems To Be Growing More And More Creepily Obsessed With Spankings With Each Passing Day

Getty Image The Washington Post published an article this week about people who get off from being humiliated about their politics. A sample quote: “I’m liberal, leftist, and proud, but I really want to be dominated by a conservative.” It’s a good read. Speaking of fetishes, former president Donald Trump is very into spankings. Not …

Robert De Niro’s ‘Censored’ Awards Trump Speech May Have Actually Been The Result Of A Simple Snafu

Getty Image Were the powers-that-be trying to stop Robert De Niro from railing against Donald Trump, again? That’s what it seemed like on Monday, when the legendary actor went off-script at this year’s Gotham Awards. During a tribute to his latest film, Flowers of the Killing Moon, De Niro openly called out the Gothams and …