Dilbert Swung By ‘SNL’ Weekend Update To Complain About His Creator Scott Adams’ Racist Rant

Last weekend, Scott Adams saw the consequences of his actions: A recent racist rant, in which he called Black people a “hate group” and advised white people to “get the f*ck away” from them, led to the cancellation of his longtime comic strip, Dilbert, from gobs of newspapers. On the most recent Weekend Update, SNL …

Seth Meyers Is Truly Taken Aback By The Stupidity Of Marjorie Taylor Greene’s ‘Chinese Spy Balloon’ Rant

Given the vast amount of lunatic theories Marjorie Taylor Greene has put out into the world — yes, Jewish space lasers included — it’s sometimes hard to believe that she has been in congress for just over two years now. But she’ll no doubt be remembered for decades, if not centuries, to come. On Monday …

A Brand New Montana Congressman Went On A Truly Bizarre Rant About The ‘Deep State’ Trying To ‘Wipe Out The American Cowboy’

It’s been a week since the GOP took control over the House. They won’t exactly be very powerful; they won by a slim margin, which means the legislation they wish to pass requires some Democratic support, which means said legislation can’t be too loony. But there’s nothing stopping them from almost getting into physical altercations, …

Man Goes on Rant Against Credit Card Surcharges on TikTok

According to Value Penguin, if you’re residing in California, Colorado, Connecticut, Florida, Kansas, Maine, Massachusetts, New York, Oklahoma, or Texas, and someone’s trying to make you pay more money for something because you decided to use a credit or debit card, then they’re breaking the law. Something that this TikToker called out in a viral …

Trump Celebrated The New Year By Delivering An ‘Inspiring’ Rant About How America Is A ‘Third World Country’

Getty Image How did you ring in the new year? Did you drink too much? Not enough? If you spent it delivering a depressing rant about how you think America is a “third world country,” then congrats: You might be Donald J. Trump. Trump brings in the New Year by getting the festivities going with …

‘Stopped for the coffee, stayed for the Tea’: Panera worker accidentally leaves drive-thru mic on during workplace rant

There are tons of tired stand-up comedy routines involving miscommunication at the drive-thru, but not many that involve hearing employees too clearly over the speaker system. But that’s exactly what happened with TikToker Ela (@hers.apothecary) when she visited a Panera Bread fast food location, only to discover that she was inadvertently listening in on what …

Mom posts rant about the chaos of school right before the holidays and parents are relating

South Carolina mom Darryl Prendergast’s hilarious TikTok PSA has become an anthem for parents everywhere who find themselves in the throes of chaos right before school lets out for the holidays. In her video, Prendergast rattles off: “I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your kid has some kind of pajama-wearing, winter fest, …

People can't get enough of this Italian preschooler's classically Italian rant

All people have a need to communicate, but the way we do that varies greatly from place to place. Every culture has its own communication peculiarities that make our human family delightfully diverse. Not only do humans speak thousands of languages around the world, but we also engage in culturally specific speaking styles, speech patterns …

Trump’s 14-Page Rant About The Jan. 6th Committee Is So Bonkers It’s Drawing Comparison’s To The Unabomber’s Manifesto

Getty Image In response to the January 6 committee unanimously voting to subpoena Donald Trump, the former president fired off a rambling 14-page response on Friday that plays of all his greatest hits. Case in point, it opens with the all-caps proclamation, “THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION OF 2020 WAS RIGGED AND STOLEN!” before recycling almost every …

Jon Stewart’s hilariously savage 3-minute rant against Chicago-style pizza never gets old

In late 2013, the cities of New York and Chicago were embroiled in a feud over which one had the taller building. At the time, Chicago’s Willis Tower was the tallest skyscraper in the country, but it was challenged by the newly built One World Trade Center in Manhattan. The One World Trade Center building …

People Are Turning Jordan Peterson’s Elliot Page Rant Into A Meme About Game Villains

Getty Image It’s been a couple weekends since Canadian “intellectual”/windbag Jordan Peterson has tweeted, and there’s a good reason for that: The social media service has suspended him. The blubbery psychologist and author is really mad that Elliot Page is trans, and a tweet in which he misgendered him got him booted. He’s refused to …

Things Got Awkward When Kellyanne Conway Went Off On A Rant About Her Husband George On CNN

They might be the oddball-iest couple in the public sphere: Kellyanne and George Conway. She spent nearly four years as Donald Trump’s senior counselor (and was part of his empire for well before that). He’s a longtime Republican who became famous for trashing his wife’s boss and even trying to end his re-election chances. For …