Re-Election Loser Donald Trump Is Still Referring To Mar-A-Lago As The ‘Southern White House’

Getty Image It’s been nearly two years since Donald Trump last set foot in the White House. He didn’t leave on good terms: Instead of leaving peacefully, as most presidents do on the way out, he helped incite a failed insurrection, for which he may or may not finally be punished. But old habits die …

Trump Has Barely Left Mar-A-Lago Since Announcing His Third Campaign, And He Hasn’t Left Florida In Almost A Month

Getty Image Donald Trump is currently running for president a third time, but you wouldn’t know it. Instead of laying out his game plan, he’s hawked much-mocked NFTs. Instead of swanning about the nation, holding endless rallies, he’s barely gone anywhere. A new report from New York Magazine’s Olivia Nuzzi, which includes interviews with the …

Journey Bandmates Have Legal Beef After One Of Them Played A Song At A Donald Trump Mar-A-Lago Event

Getty Image Back in November, Donald Trump hosted an event at Mar-A-Lago. Present was Journey keyboardist Jonathan Cain, who performed the band’s classic “Don’t Stop Believin’” as Republican figures like Marjorie Taylor Greene, Kimberly Guilfoyle, and Kari Lake sang along on stage. (Cain’s wife, Paula White, is a televangelist and Trump’s spiritual advisor.) Journey bandmate …

A Trump Aide Was Forced To Personally Transport A Ginormous, 300-Pound Portrait Of Her Unhinged Boss From The White House To Mar-A-Lago

Win McNamee/Getty Images With the exception of maybe Elon Musk and a handful of other megalomaniacs, it’s hard to imagine that there could be a worse boss to have than Donald Trump — but, oh, just think of the stories. And if you happen to be Desiree Thompson Sayle, a White House aide who served …

Sad Boy Donald Trump Reportedly Has ‘Uplifting Stories’ Given To Him To Raise His Spirits As He Putters Around Mar-A-Lago In A Golf Cart

Getty Image Is Donald Trump finally about to get his comeuppance? In the last month, his business has been found guilty of fraud, the Jan. 6 committee has formally referred him to the Justice Department, and one MAGA candidate after another either flamed out or underperformed, killing the GOP’s hoped-for “red wave.” Getting dragged over …

Donald Trump Has Now Been Disavowed By The White Nationalist Incel Who Kanye West Brought To Dinner At Mar-A-Lago

Getty Image Donald Trump has been raked over the coals ever since he confirmed that he had dinner with Kanye West and prominent white supremacist incel Nick Fuentes. On top of justified criticisms from his opponents, even overwhelmingly MAGA sites like Breitbart have called out Trump for the dinner. Trump has maintained that he doesn’t …

RIP Mar-A-Lago Ketchup Bottles Because The Supreme Court Just Screwed Trump Royally By Torpedoing His Desperate Attempt To Keep His Tax Returns Secret

Getty Image In what has never seemed like a shady move, Donald Trump has refused to make the last several years of his infamous tax returns public. Surely the famously honest former president has nothing to hide. But all good things come to an end, and after six long years of hiding his business dealings, …

Kari Lake Flew Down To Florida To Whine About ‘Ballot Harvesting’ With Trump And WWE’s Linda McMahon In Front Of A Sad Mar-a-Lago Crowd

Getty Image Election denier Kari Lake is still refusing to concede in Arizona’s gubernatorial race despite Democratic incumbent Katie Hobbs scoring a pretty decisive majority of votes during the 2022 Midterms. And while she battles against reality, and Tom Petty’s estate for using his music in campaign videos posted to social media, she’s also teaming …

Trump Got Trolled By A Plane Flying Over Mar-A-Lago Bearing A Pro-DeSantis Banner Ahead Of His Threatened Presidential Announcement

Getty Image A week has passed since the Republican Party’s “red wave” failed to materialize during the midterm elections. Many in the GOP — and many not in the GOP — have put the blame at Trump’s feet. Has that deterred him from announcing his third presidential campaign? Of course. But hours before he was …

Smart Guy Donald Trump Has Once Again Accidentally Helped The Justice Department By Confessing He Took Those Mar-A-Lago Documents

Getty Image Three months and ten billion scandals ago, Donald Trump’s resort home was searched by the feds. They emerged with boxes of government documents, some of them highly classified. In the wake of the search, Trump’s story kept changing. He claimed he’d declassified them with his mind. He accused the agents of planting them. …

Donald Trump’s Mar-A-Lago Document Stash Reportedly Included Top-Secret Files On China And Iran, Which Seems… Bad

Getty Image The whole “top secret documents retrieved from Mar-a-Lago” situation just took another bad turn for Donald Trump. According to a new report, highly classified material regarding both China and Iran was found at the residence. This news arrives on the heels of Trump’s attorneys throwing each other under the bus over who told …

You Will Be Shocked To Learn That Trump May Have Jacked Up The Price For Secret Service Agents Who Were Forced To Stay At Mar-A-Lago

Getty Image In a move that should surprise no one, Donald Trump is reportedly under Congressional scrutiny after an investigation revealed that he was charging insane prices to have the Secret Service stay on his properties while protecting him and/or his children. A letter sent to the current director of the Secret Service demands a …